Now here is the most serious project for the funniest comedy scriptwriters. This is my very poor attempt at it
There are 2 tweets by Boris Johnson at 7.09 am(1) and 8.39am (2) on 29 Nov 2019, many hours before the alleged unshaven dishevelled Muslim man escaped from prison and murdered an alleged 25 year old handsome young professional white man on London Bridge.
The question is, how did Boris Johnson know at 7 am that he needed to congratulate everybody for their bravery and courage, before there was any evidence that they had any?
He says “victims”and their “families” – how does he know it would be more than 1 victim and that they all had families?
The official video footage shows the entire bridge has been cleared of all traffic and humans, before there was any commotion. How did Boris Johnson know that it was not a training exercise when it clearly was rehearsed by the BBC?
How did the BBC not realise it was all pre-planned when the timing of the Boris Johnson tweets is clearly visible?
Surely someone at the BBC is sick of its lies
This poor man gets out to do a bit of community service for the day and gets famous
Tweet number 1
7:09 a.m. 29th of November 2019
UK prime minister
I’m being updated on the incident at London Bridge and want to thank the police and all emergency services for the immediate response prime Minister Boris Johnson
Tweet No 2
8:35am 29th November 2019
I want to thank the emergency services and the public for their immense bravery in responding to this suspect attack at London Bridge.
This is an appalling incident and all my thoughts are with the victims and their families