I thought I’d do the charitable thing and offer Paula Mann a room to stay, bearing in mind he was sleeping in a public toilet.
He came to Brighton but stayed in a hotel for the first night.
He wanted me to give him my number to prove it was me.
I asked him what number? Did you want my house number or mobile number?
Surely he wasn’t expecting me to give him my mobile number across the public domain of YouTube?
So anyway, I gave him a call me number 07713146909, but he never called it.
The next day I had some business in the Eastbourne area. I didn’t want the general public to know my business, so I said I had a one eyed woman to meet at Beachy Head.
I left shit loads of messages to Paula that I would be in WHSmith’s in Churchill Square from 1.40pm to 2.20pm.
Paula never showed up!
That was when I left more messages saying that I was leaving Brighton, and hoped to be back sometime between 5-6pm.
Things changed abit, and I finished my business sooner than expected.
I was on the bus back to Brighton leaving messages to Paula, “I’ll be at the Aquarium at 5.30pm.”
It took me 5 minutes to realise I had got the wrong time, so I sent Paula another few messages. “CORRECTION – 4.30pm, I Repeat 4.30pm outside the Aquarium!
And then I left my favourite cap and hat on the bus and I wasn’t in the best of moods.
Paula had no intention of ever meeting me!
Paula Mann chooses to create the narrative that I invited him to Brighron and then abandoned him.
Nothing could be further from the truth.
In Paula’s latest video he invites his audience to ask “searching questions”, but fails to answer me question:
Why didn’t you call me on 07713146909?
None of this would have happened if Paula had just called me!